Monday, July 6, 2009

Fired Up (Monday, July 6, 2009) (87)

Thank god for airplanes when you can watch big pieces of shit movies and not feel guilty about wasting time. This movie is a great example of that. I think this is supposed to be Hangover-style gross-out humor for teens, but I'm still not totally sure about that, as much of the content felt more adult than that.

The story goes that there are two jock man-sluts in high school who realize that if they go to cheer leading camp instead of football camp, they can fuck more girls - seriously - that's what it's about. So they go to cheer camp and fuck a bunch of girls and then one of them falls in love with one girl. Uh, and then there's a cheer competition that they lose and .... oh, who cares.

I really hope that high school kids don't talk this dirty in today's world, because about every other line was totally cringe-worthy and foul. I'm still not totally sure how this got a PG-13 rating... maybe I saw an unrated version. Who cares.

Fun fact: Philip Baker Hall plays the football coach for three scenes and his thing is that he says 'shit' every other word (which is funny, but mostly because it's PBH). Hall is the only positive thing about this piece of crap.

Stars: 0 of 4

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