Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Worst Films of 2011

So 2011 had lots of mediocre movies and lots of really awful ones. Here is my "bottom 10". They range from the facile and deeply offensive (both historically and intellectually) to the ridiculous and the stupid. I hope all of these films are burned and are never shown again. They're terrible.

1)
The Help
2) Sarah’s Key
3) Rise of the Planet of the Apes
4) Transformers: Dark of the Moon 3D
5) Miral
6) Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
7) Super 8
8) The Roommate
9) Margaret
10) Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Honorable Mentions:

2 comments:

  1. You're being too hard on Planet of the Apes, which I thought had some interesting stuff in it. I don't believe you on Margaret or EL&IC. But you're right, of course, about Transformers -- the embarrassment of the film itself is surpassed only by the nausea one experiences when looking at the ticket sales.

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  2. Nope! There's nothing INTERESTING in Aping the Planet. Nothing. OOoh - Franco does acting and makes faces and that fucking dancer guy pretends to act like a chimp. Big fucking deal. Dumb. Enjoy Everything's Obvious. I'm sure you'll like it as much as Margaret. It warms the heart.

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